I do solemnly swear, that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States…
as interpreted by my… immediate superiors in the IAA…
Yet my duties may include:
Interrogation,
Phone-tapping,
Suppressing reports,
Inventing reports,
Paying bribes,
Uh… Taking bribes,
The trafficking of drugs and arms,
The misappropriation of funds,
And the
lying to the American people whenever strategically necessary…
So help me god.