Crazy how 2,000 years ago Jesus rose from the dead to fight the dinosaurs in an epic battle for humanity

“Crucify this!” Said Jesus as he roundhouse kicks a Tyrannosaurus right in the tits

Jesus stands over all the dead corpses of defeated dinosaurs, grabs an egg and sits Indian style on the ground while he decorates it humming to the song “shake it off” by Taylor Swift

Thus easter was started. Happy cinco de mayo everyone.