“Hark! I scorn thee, thine stock-fish! Hast thou become green with envy of mine beauty? Methinks you doth need to tend to your thatch for it will impress the maidens of late. And lo! Mayhaps your beloved shall reacheth you in pursuit, lest she art colluding with thoust Cranial physician or legaltaliariun. Buffoon!”

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