Oh I need to tell u about my night last night

Ohhhhh tell me all about it

So Im hanging out in my apartment, ive got some candles lit, im feeling good, ive had 8 glasses of wine.

Gotcha

And down on the street I hear these 2 beautiful boys like theyre skateboarding or doing flips or something, and one of them looks up at me and has the most beautiful face Ive ever seen: asian

Beautiful.

And you know how I like a little asian. You remember my date with Lenn?

Very well

The point is, I say woohoo boys and they sort of look. The one who isnt asian is black

Th-t-the.. you dont have to- this could be a colorblind story

But I wanna fill it with color

Yeah but im just saying, its like theres a race problem in hollywood right now

And in America, a race-ism problem

I agree

Well this story isnt racist, its diverse. If everyone in it was white then it would be racist, Caleb Gallo

You know what, youre right. Go on

So the boys come up to my apartment and im wearing a robe, im only wearing a robe. And I say why dont you come in my boudoir and watch me do a monologue and they say wheres the bed and I say this is the bed right here and they say can we sit on the bed and I say sure but these are expensive japanese linen and they say but theyre not even soft, and I say… Sometimes things that are expensive….. are worse

Wow

So anyway I sucked both their dicks

Did you do the monologue?

I did an early work by the master… Cameron Diazzzz