The ancient Asstecs were an interesting species,
they knew everything there was when it came to feces.

They could predict many things using their ancient asstrology.
They were very smart and knew their biology.

They could build great pooramids because of their brains,
but of course they were susceptible to the dreaded poo stains.

As time went on they lost their way.
The ancient Asstecs began to spray.

The solid logs disappeared when they were pooin’,
now that ancient society it lies in ruins.