I fucking hate toilets. Not only do I have to clean all the piss that got on the rim but I have to clean piss off my feet because it splashes fucking everywhere. And when I have a boner like what the hell am I supposed to do. My brother walks in the bathroom and I’m laying frontside down on the toilet trying to get my boner in there so my shit doesn’t spray everywhere like what the fuck. Why can’t they make a tube that you just detach from the wall and fucking pee into like a vacuum. No mess. Shit, put it up to your ass and have it take your shit too. I’m going to start peeing out my window, I’m tired of my fucking pee going everywhere.