Dear Brits ,Tell to your German queen and inbred royals. Your true heir is some fuckboi in Australia who probably fucks children in his spare time. Drink some fucking tea and get over it bitch. You guys can’t even build a fucking bridge much less maintain your crumbling empire. The best import we have from you English fucks is Russell Brand and Piers Morgan. Your entire nation will disappear quicker than David Blaine. Your best television show is about some fucking pedo ass looking fool in a time machine. Dr. Woo the fuck do these pricks think they are. Do you guys even make music anymore? Your best band was a bunch of fuckwits who enjoyed jerking each other off on road tours. Your greatest modern leader was a fat fuck who had to beg a dude in a wheelchair for help. You fucks can’t even make a IPA that doesn’t taste like shit harvested from a gutter. Your best sport is Soccer. Boring as fuck. You can end the game with a score of 0-0 and just end up kicking a ball at each other till someone makes it. At least you guys have Rugby. But that’s just a pussy ass version of actual football. Plus your food is absolute garbage. How can Britain colonise so many countries yet still fail in making a decent meal? Even Gordon Ramsey had to move to France to learn how to cook. I understand the failing at being a empire thing. But at least make off with a decent recipe or two. UK GDP per capita places you in 25th place in the world. Probably because you dumb fucks can’t even build a car. Your best export is fish or something? Not that it matters. With your COVID death rates there probably won’t be much left of your people anyway once this pandemic is done.