Gams was sold in 1756 to a man named Jeremiah Fuckafoot. He was abused and fucked many times throughout the day. One day gams had enough and tried to go against Mr. Fuckafoot, but it didn’t work. Fuckafoot took a chain and made gams swallow it whole. It was fine until 8 hours later when gams has to digest the chain and make it come out the other side. Laxatives were just invented by a famous nigger named Mofi. Mofi did many things as a nigger, like make laxatives, and be a nigger. Though Mofi was only a nigger, he was still a nigger. Anyways, laxatives. Gams bought some laxatives from Mofi and later shit out the whole chain. Little did gams no that it wasn’t only a chain. It was the whole chain of command in the Canadian marines. In doing so, gams became the first male nigger to shit out 17 live human beings. He had help from a doctor named Madison. Madison was the cat lady in the underground tunnel. When someone would see her they would go up to her and pronounce their love by saying “may I pet your pussy”. Madison being the nice lady she is, let them. Though not only a cat lady, she was a doctor. While only a cat doctor, she has had some successful surgeries on humans. Gams, being the brave nigger he is, went up to Madison and asked for help with his anal prolapse. Madison agreed and helped. While in the process of putting his anal glands back into his body, she got sucked in by his massive gaping asshole that Mr. Fuckafoot gave him by fucking him every day. While she did get sucked in, she also fixed his prolapse. She has lived there since, but not alone. A local nigger named Ally climbed up in gams asshole to have great lesbian sex with Madison. It was all fine and dandy until Ally found out that Madison was actually a transgender male named Maui. Maui had gotten stuck in gams asshole on purpose. And had to have sexual encounters with Ally to keep his act up with gams. Though he didn’t want to, it was necessary for the anal experience that Maui had for the 17 years he lived in the niggers ass. Thus leading to the end of the story. Gams is famous today for housing 74,000 homeless children and orphans. He received the Nobel Ass Prize in 2007 for being the only helpful nigger to ever exist. Now he is continuing his legacy traveling the world in search for more children, and a bigger asshole.