Of course, let’s start from the zero point. The United States. Donald Trump, Bacon, Walmart. 0% Weeb.

You go past a vast ocean of nothing and get to Japan. You know Japan, 100% weeb.

Continue West and you get to Korea. Korea. Lotsa Asians. K-Pop, Gaming, and an epic war between 2 factions. 120% weeb.

Continue More West and you get to Mother Russia. Their women are busty and wear heels. They have Vodka also known as Extreme Sake. They invented one of the most popular games of all time. Their food stinks more than sushi, and they are ruled by a 60 year old guy who is hella ripped, hates gay people and is probably autistic. 130% weeb.

Slightly south you get to Thailand. It is a freaking Island filled with traps, if that isn’t weeb, i don’t know what is. 140%.

Go west and you get to India, Have you seen an Indian Drama? They have spicy food, and extreme kimonos. Even the men wear kimonos. Their god is a fucking elephant woman, that beats cat woman everyday. 170% weeb.

Next you get to Iran. Belly Dancers? Nuff said, 180% weeb.

Now Saudi Arabia. Saudi Arabia LOVES Lolis. They love Lolis so much even Japan thinks “Those are far too young”. Why have a cat girl when you can have a full cat… Or goat. Plus, the burka. It is the Maid outfit taken to the extreme. admit it 200% weeb.

Then you get to Israel. Again, Epic Battles with multiple Factions. They have an iron dome which is a computer system which shoots missiles at other missiles. If that isn’t an epic Dragon Ball fighting scene. i don’t know what is. They also have fellafell. Made of chickpea. Which is Extreme Rice. Fellafell is extreme Sushi. And it is deep fried. 210%


Oh, and Somalia. Chaos Incarnate. They are basically an anime villian. 210%.

Egypt. They invented the fucking catperson. 210%.

And Ethiopia. They have gold but are still poor. Their national food is smaller than sushi. It is so small it doesn’t exist. Plus, Black Magic? 210%.

Go westward and you have a country literally named Chad. 250%.

Now we are at France. You think the U is Japanese sounds weird. France took it to the extreme. They **invented** the maid outfit and have busty women smoking cigarettes and mimes. And the burka is getting quite popular there. 250%

The United Kingdom. Want Asian. They used to freaking own Asia. They have tea. And Dr. Who. They have their own sense of humor but yet don’t have one. The Chuckle Brothers are Moe As Fuck. 250%

And Greece. They invented mythology. Their food is even stinkier than India and Russia. Remember Pythagoras. MAAAAAN he was a fucking weeb. He had his own fan club, and he didn’t allow normies in. He killed someone over his fan club. When they tried to get in. He got to a field of beans. Now Pythagoras hated beans. So he just said “REEEEEEEEEEE” and died 250%

Another Ocean of nothingness. You expect to see no weeb for all eternity. Then you reach the Vallhalla of Weebness. Weeb Heaven. Yes, i am talking about the Americas.

Mexico. has extreme asians known as mexicans with their extreme Anime known as The Telenovella. Brazil has Nipple Tassles. Canada invented the Weebiest show of all time. My Little Pony. Who needs Cat girls or Elephant girls when you have Pony girls who are ass naked all the time and still G rated, and bears. However that isn’t even close to, the crown jewel, the weebiest country, the one the only.

The United States. The guys who molded the Weeb from their “Nerd”. They have recently started having Lesbians married. They have Women the epitome of THICCness. You know Anime, they got all the ideas from The United States and their weeb cartoons about A Cat and a Mouse fighting. Who made weed into a thing. Colorado. **UNITED STATES**. Who forced traps to share bathrooms with men. **UNITED STATES**. Who dubs all your anime. **UNITED STATES**. Who lets their residents have machine guns **UNITED STATES**. Japan made emojis into letters. **THE UNITED STATES TURNED THEM INTO A MOVIE**. Have you seen sports fans with their cosplay and shouting. Football is essentially a battle of raw power. Who has football **THE UNITED STATES**. Who hosts 4chan the weebiest place on the internet. **THE UNITED STATES** hey, you say. “The United States doesn’t have anime”. Oh Really. The United States fucking invented Animation. One of their most popular cartoons currently is Lesbian Space Rocks fighting other Lesbian Space Rocks. Japan gave them Sailor Moon and they responded with the Powerpuff Girls. Also who is the leader. That is right. Donald Trump. Started from no experience and became the leader. (anime protagonist) He is so asian he is fucking orange. He is taking the world destroyed by the Evil Obama. And Turning it into paradise. That is an anime plotline. the weebiness scales are through the roof. (Graham’s Number + 1)% weeb. That is why, the United States is the weebiest country. That is why the more west you go the weebier it gets. That is the end.