I fucking love chicken alfredo so much you have no fucking idea, you miserable mortal piece of fuck

I’m actually ANGRY that your pathetic little brains can’t comprehend how much I love chicken Alfredo , you physically disgust me

It turned to 5 fucking pm and my alarm went off, you know what it said? “CHICKNEN TIME” and I prepared the shit out of that mother fucker, I nurtured and mothered 2 chinckens from birth just for this moment, just for this one gluttonous feast, I took them out back and forced their eyes open as the blaring alarm sounded and flashed in their oblivious little faces, “CHIKCNE” I shouted as I raised my hatchet for the harvesting

It was done, the chicken were prepared

And you already know I had that dried fettuccine in the pot boiling, I ain’t playin no games

My butchered chicken were washed, cooked and chilling in the fridge, as I prepared my creamy garlic sauce for this blessed feast

Didn’t take long cuz I’m something of a Gordon Randy when it comes to sauce 😉

I fucking SLATHERED that thick voluptuous sauce over my fettuccine and threw that shit in the frying pan, and I tossed my beloved chinekn babies in there too 😎 they fried up REAL GOOD

I dishes that shit up and u best fucking bet I sprinkled some parmesan on that bitch, I poured myself a long glass of nesquik and
I DEVOURED and ANNIHILATED that mother fucker.

Fuck it was so good, and fuck you for not coming Jessica even though I formally invited you 33 TIMES why the fuck do you refuse this gift?