CHAPTER 3

“So tell me, Lammy, how do I look?” Ma-San, I mean swirly-eyed internally possessed Katy, teasingly asked Lammy, lifting up her sexy little tail on its own accord and revealing big bulbous ass cheeks like no ridiculously skinny cat-person had ever had to quite the same extent before.

“Like my fucking lesbian BITCH is what you look like! C’MERE, you little CAT-bastard; let me show you my LOVE!” Lammy laughed hysterically, ironically pouncing onto Katy and tackling her face-up onto the bed as the two of them began erotically, lovingly french-kissing each other and caressing each other’s smooth sexy bodies like the silky-smooth plush toys that they were.

ONE GUITAR-SHAPED DILDO STRAPPED ONTO EACH GIRL’S PELVIS LATER…

“OH, Lammy…I STILL remember the VERY first time I met you, all the way back in elementary school…in fact, I’ll have you know that we were even literally fucking each other all the way back THEN, we loved each other so very, very much…” Katy said out loud in the midst of a full-scale Tokyo-class apartment skyscraper, causing Parappa and Ma-San to burst out laughing and crying uncontrollably while Lammy began forcefully ramming and thrusting her rapidly hardening magical dildo into Katy’s ball-blisteringly tight cat pussy.

“OH, Katy…how I LOVED the way that you would always lick my CREAMY center…” Lammy moaned loudly with delight as Katy’s warm, moist, ever-so-wonderfully-dextrous feline tongue began wildly twirling all about and exploring deep inside the cavernous fleshy depths of her vagina, licking its way in so unbelievably deep that it actually dug all the way into her uterus.

“MMM…this is quite honestly the most scrumptious thing I think I’ve ever had the pleasure of tasting…” Katy moaned with immense joy as she pressed her tongue against the entrance opening of Lammy’s uterus and began teasing over it so orgasmically hard that Lammy could actually feel her entire body quaking with the wondrous sensation of release as her vagina began audibly spraying and gushing out a rather impressive fountain of hot, white, sticky, gooey estrogen fluid, which Katy then promptly began lapping right up as if it were milk.

“AHH…a little GUNK-LICKING freak, are we? Well then…you see these lovely, sweaty feet of mine? See how disgustingly fucking dirty, stinky and slimy they are right now, presumably as a result of them having been in my shoes all day?” Lammy seductively teased Katy, briefly putting her socks back on just to add dramatic effect while she playfully wiggled her smelly socked toes in Katy’s face.

“If you really love me as much as you say you do, then you are going to fucking worship every last reeking, oozing, dripping little bit of them RIGHT now, and don’t you even fucking DARE stop until I say so!” Lammy growled dominantly at Katy, glaring seductively at her and sexily crossing her legs into optimal fetish-fulfillment position as she yanked her yellowed sweaty socks right off, revealing her five-toed, glistening, gorgeous bare feet in all of their disgusting, unwashed glory.

“GET TO WORK!” Lammy impatiently commanded Katy while the cat lady began servilely licking and massaging her stylishly creased, delightfully soft and wrinkly soles so intensely passionately that it actually caused her to nearly pass out from sheer relaxation overload.

“Yeah, come on, lick ’em ALL the way up from the filthy heels to the sweaty toes!” Lammy moaned and gasped with immense pleasure as Katy passed her tongue over Lammy’s mesmerizing heels, through her tantalizing arches, all over and up and down and around the wondrously captivating little balls of her feet, across the undersides of each of her pretty little toes, and even in-between the toes, causing her to blush and laugh humiliatedly.

“Now I’LL do YOURS for a change!” Lammy chuckled, forcefully grabbing Katy’s feet by the ankles, inserting them soles-first into her mouth, licking her adorable little pads like lollipops and even going as far as to insert one of Katy’s entire feet into her mouth and lovingly, intensely suck on all three of her gorgeous pink-painted toes at the same time…TWICE, no less.

“Lammy, I just want you to know that your feet just might officially be the NEW greatest thing I think I’ve ever tasted…” Katy moaned with satisfaction as she sucked and sucked and licked and sucked and drooled on Lammy’s scrumptious red-painted toes until she couldn’t suck no more.

“Just be glad we aren’t LITERALLY scissoring each other right now, my petit chaffeur…” Lammy chuckled smugly as she and Katy began ferociously scissoring each other’s vaginas to hell and back. “Oh yeah, this is HOT scissoring…OHH…OHHHHHH…SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!”

“Lammy, I hope we can always remain together forever…just you and me…locked together permanently like this for all of eternity…never, ever leaving each other…PLEASE…I’M FREAKING BEGGING YOU, PLEASE! WILL YOU PLEASE JUST FUCKING MARRY ME ALREADY, FOR GOD’S UNHOLY SAKE?!” Katy began yelling and screaming maniacally as she and Lammy curled themselves up tightly together into a nice big 69 shape and sucked each other’s dicks to queendom cum.

“Alright, now let’s finish the job…the FOOTJOB, that is…” Lammy moaned almost unconsciously from the sheer level of pure unadulterated joy that she was currently feeling as she and Katy excitedly wrapped their slimy, sweat-dripping, saliva-oozing feet around each other’s slimy, sweat-dripping, precum-oozing penises and began the mutual stroking of not one but TWO lifetimes.

“OHH, that feels SO indescribably amazing…” Lammy and Katy both simultaneously moaned with arousal as Katy’s gorgeously callused yet adorably soft and spongy paw-pads began grinding against her dildo while Lammy’s flawlessly toned, orgasmically glistening and smooth soles lovingly caressed Katy’s dildo like a baby in its whore mother’s crib, causing their long, slender toes to lovingly, almost involuntarily curl themselves right around the cute little tips of each other’s diamond-hard members in response.

“10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…” Katy and Lammy began counting down to the point of climax as they began gradually speeding up and intensifying each other’s footjobs until eventually…

“OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Lammy and Katy orgasmically shrieked at the tops of their lungs, ejaculating literally half-cup-sized loads all over each other’s lovely, lovely soles and frantically licking every last drop of their own semen right off of them with their last dying breaths before finally collapsing unconscious onto the floor…and thus giving Parappa and Ma-San the PERFECT opportunity to have BOTH of the poor girls’ brains ALL to themselves!

“Ma-San, psst psst psst…” Parappa began nervously whispering into Ma-San’s ear, causing her ears to perk up rather noticeably as her face contorted itself into just about THE most malicious grin humanly imaginable, almost putting even the legendary Grinch himself to absolute SHAME!

“Alright, here I go…man, it sure has been quite a while since I visited LAMMY’S brain, hasn’t it?” Parappa sighed and blushed embarrassedly situating herself at the very end of Katy’s left nostril, trying and failing miserably to repress the memories of what he had done to her the LAST time that he had snuck in there as Ma-San began operating the controls to Katy’s tail, causing it to go straight into Katy’s nose and almost all the way into her brain!

Luckily, since Parappa and Ma-San had just recently eliminated all of the cold viruses from Katy’s body (and head, of course), her nose mucus was now sticky rather than gooey, and thus, it was just BARELY able to serve as an adequate adhesive for the purpose of getting Parappa stuck onto the tip of her tail.

“Alright, I’ve heard of tall TAILS before, but THIS is just…actually, you know what? No, I’m not going there.” Ma-San sighed dejectedly, facepalming herself in shame from the mere notion that she had even THOUGHT of making such a horrible joke as she promptly made Katy stick her tail RIGHT up Lammy’s nose and thus straight into her brain!

“Alright, here we go…readers, if you don’t make it through this unscarred for life, we honestly don’t blame you!” Parappa and Ma-San nervously, embarrassedly warned you as they climbed atop the now-wide-awake-and-fully-aware Lammy’s and Katy’s brains and eagerly threw their clothes right off, revealing their disturbingly large and brain-induced erections for the whole world to see.

“Wow, Lammy, looks like your brain has gotten even MORE adorably wrinkly, soft and squishy than before! CAN I FUCK IT SOME MORE?!” Parappa barefootedly crossed his legs atop Lammy’s surprisingly large and intricately woven brain and teasingly asked her.

“UM…N-NO, YOU FUCKING DEMENTED SICK BASTARD?!” Lammy stammered and screamed in helpless terror, standing almost perfectly still in petrified fear and trying her absolute hardest not to move and possibly make things even worse for her as Parappa went right to fucking town on her central nervous system while Ma-San did the exact same to Katy’s.

“Oh my god, it’s so deliciously moist and spongy, like beauteous glistening SPONGE CAKE!” Ma-San moaned ecstatically as she began crawling around all over the external surface of Katy’s cerebral cortex, licking every last square inch of it and rubbing her dirty sweaty mouse feet all over it and violently thrusting her penis into the thousands of fascinating depressions, wrinkle-holes and valleys that defined its fleshy, lumpy surface while Parappa did the exact same to Lammy’s.

“PLEASE, GOD HELP US, PLE-HEE-HEE-HEASE!” Lammy and Katy helplessly moaned, sobbed and cried, hugging each other for comfort and trembling in fearful agony while Parappa and Ma-San wormed their way back INSIDE their brains and began literally fucking the vast web-like networks of neuron transmitters dotting their interior walls and ceilings, sending their cum signals all across the entire network with each subsequent orgasm and making Lammy and Katy both want to kill themselves from how much the internal stimulation turned them on as Parappa and Ma-San made their ways right back over to Lammy’s and Katy’s central control supercomputers and finished the job once and for all!

“YEAH, fuck me like a rented MULE, boy!” Katy ecstatically cheered, raising her fist in the air encouragingly, spreading her ass cheeks real wide as Lammy’s penis began penetrating her butthole.

“Yeah bitch, you heard the fucking woman; LEAVE IT TO…LAMMMYYYY!!!” Lammy screamed orgasmically and ecstatically at the tops of her ever-loving lungs as she filled Katy’s butt with her love, then promptly began licking out every last remaining bit of cum and dried-up shit from the inside of her butthole.

“Now THAT right there is a PROPER fucking LAMB’S ass if I EVER saw one, let me TELL you!” Katy licked her lips and drooled with delight as Lammy revealed her equally plump, glistening and gorgeously shapen ass cheeks to Katy, prompting her to immediately begin the penetrating of the lamb.

“OH…I SWEAR TO GOD I’M SEEING A FUCKING DOUBLE LGBT RAINBOW RIGHT NOW…THERE IS JUST ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING WAY SOMETHING THIS GODDAMNED GOOD CAN ACTUALLY BE TRUE!” Katy moaned orgasmically as she ferociously thrusted her raging erection into both Lammy’s butthole AND her vagina, filling both of them with equal parts cum and licking every last drop of it right out while Parappa and Ma-San jerked themselves off with delightful satisfaction.

“AND NOW FOR HUMANITY’S GREATEST INVENTION SINCE SLICED FUCKING BREAD ITSELF…THE TURD BUCKET!” Lammy laughed maniacally as she frantically ran back over into her bathroom and pulled out her new diarrhea shit bucket for her and Katy to drink together.

“GLUG GLUG GLUG!” Katy and Lammy both glugged with delight as they literally drank Katy’s putrid diarrhea cat-shit right out of a goddamned bucket, licking their lips and wiping their mouths off as they then proceeded into Shit Phase 2.

“Come on, you KNOW you fucking love dirty shitty whores like me…” Katy and Lammy both told each other as they each poured exactly one third of the remainder of the bucket’s contents all over their naked bodies before finally piling themselves together into a great big slutty shitfest and began erotically, lovingly smearing the shit all over each other while fucking each other in so many different ways all at once that I myself literally could not even begin to keep track of all of them, including but most certainly not limited to breastfeeding and eating each other out.

“And now for what all of you cheeky boys in the audience have REALLY been waiting for; that’s right, this is the GRAND finale! ARE YOU READY, KIDS? I CAN’T HEEEAR YOUUU!” Lammy and Katy laughed jokingly at the readers as they both flipped their own silly little heads right open, popped their own squishy squashy brains right out (triggered by Parappa and Ma-San pressing the EJECT buttons within each, of course) and began engaging in quite possibly THE grossest sexual activity that’s ever been written into fanfiction to date; seriously, don’t say I didn’t warn you when you’re having potential nightmares for the next MONTH or so.

“Man, I never thought the old saying of having way too much SHIT on your brain could be so disgustingly, putridly literal!” Lammy and Katy laughed as they overexcitedly dipped their own brains (which were luckily still connected to the insides of their heads through stem-shaped, rope-like, disturbingly long and elastic bundles of nerve fibers) RIGHT into the shit bucket.

“Well, you know what they say; one woman’s foot sweat is another man’s treasure!” Lammy laughed (despite the fact that she and Katy were both women anyway) as she and Katy promptly began placing each other’s brains between their feet and rubbing their dirty nasty soles all over them until they were both completely slathered with dirt, cum and sweat.

“I honestly have no idea WHY this is a fucking fetish, but god DAMN is it satisfying!” Katy purred and crooned with orgasmic delight as she and Lammy began ferociously thrusting their full-sized, fully functional rubber penises into each other’s brains, holding them in each other’s hands and lovingly squeezing them afterward just to watch the absolutely disgusting mixture of recently absorbed substances vomit-inducingly drip off of them like water from an old soggy dish towel while making sure to catch every single last drop of it with their tongues.

“OH MY JAY-YEEZUS…HOW WONDERFULLY BEAUTEOUS AND SATISFYING THE HEAVENLY TASTE OF KNOWLEDGE CAN TRULY BE…OHHHHHHH…OHHH, YESSS…” Lammy and Katy began disgustingly moaning with absurdly specific-fetished sexual gratification as they gently stuffed each other’s brains right into each other’s mouths and began effortlessly licking, sucking and kissing them ALLLLLLLL over from top to bottom in a way that would make even Raz from Psychonauts want to hang himself.

“WELL GOODBYE, STRANGER…IT SURE HAS BEEN FUN…” Lammy and Katy nonsensically rambled to each other as they erotically asphyxiated each other basically to death with the nerve fiber bundle cords of each other’s brains, then finally bit the frontal lobes right off of each other’s brains and bloodily, gorily chewed them up in each other’s mouths, salivating all over the bloody gory chunks in the process, and everyone died.

THE END.