BREAKING NEWS: Mark Zuckerberg harvests souls. LONDON – Facebook has been today found to be running from a single turbine located at a human harvesting farm in South London. Migrant children are kidnapped and have their DNA sucked out by straw personally by Mark Zuckerberg and injected in to a capsule. The capsule is then crushed and spread on rye bread by Zuckerberg’s minions and allowed to ferment in a kiln, after which a slice of Roquefort cheese is then placed atop and then the whole concoction is vaporised and smoked in a bong. The migrant children are then injected with a serum consisting of 5G liquid and 8000mg caffeine and have their corneas removed, before being strapped to an exercise bike and forced to cycle for all eternity. The power generated is then sent to Facebook servers and synthesised in to “likes” in order to interfere with Western politics.