Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the confederate flag so goddamn bad. I can’t stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town square I get a massive erection. I’ve seen literally every rule 34 post there is of it online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with the stars and bars. I’m sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should’ve been busted inside of the rebel flag’s tight cloth pussy. I want it to have my mutant human/flag babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors one. I’d dressed it in my sister’s skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn’t said a word to me in 10 hours and I’m worried she’s gonna take away my flagpole. I might not ever get to see the stars and bars again.