how not to be an autistic steam user
Don’t put rules on your fucking profile

profile rules are the absolute definition of autism. This is a guide, not rules.

Don’t put a /my prank link on your profile

It’s not clever

like “oh haha whoever clicks this link will think i’m talking about them on my profile”

yeah well fuck you

Don’t be a snobby privileged exclusive fuck about friends lists

When someone adds you, and they’re not level 0/private profile, you should fucking accept! You don’t know how fucking angry it makes me to see someone who I want to talk to about programming, modelling, or art only to discover they “don’t add randoms”. What the fuck?!?! If you don’t want randoms, make your fucking profile friends only or something so that people don’t get fucking fooled!

Don’t put your 300 dollar digital dick on your profile

When I see someone with an expensive item on the top of their profile, I know they are materialistic, selfish, and stupid. If you don’t want to look materialistic, selfish, and stupid, then you shouldn’t put your mom’s credit card on your fucking profile!

Don’t put some animated gif of your username on your profile

We all know you paid some dude 3 bucks to make it for you in adobe after-effects.

You’re just another “gamer” kid, and you look like a fool

Don’t do the phone call thing

You know that thing assholes do to get your attention? By spamming voice chat calls? Don’t fucking do that! If you want to talk to somebody, and they want to talk to you, then they’re GOING to have their message notifications turned on. So just send ONE FUCKING MESSAGE and WAIT!

I swear to fuck i’ve been woken up out of bed by my desktop fucking screeching in the middle of the night from some 12 year old shithead who wanted to show me a goddamn normie ass meme.

FUCK YOU IF YOU DO THE FUCKING PHONE CALL THING

Don’t be a faggot
Homosexuals and bisexuals statistically represent the majority of all child predators, rapists, and molesters. Sexual deviants, fetishists, and addicts are mentally unhealthy people who need help.

They are disgusting, loathesome individuals who have somehow managed to devoid themselves of all decency and morality to be able to stand being so degenerate. Whenever I see a homosexual, I almost throw up. It’s disgusting.

Please note that weeaboos, furries, pedophiles, and all antisocial fetishists are also faggots. Faggotry, in my eyes, is any form of sexual deviancy which would make you an uncomfortable person to socialize with.

Don’t be a “gamer”
You’re brainwashed retards, you pay fuckloads more for everything, and you don’t know anything about computers or life

I’d estimate 50-70% of “gamers” don’t even know what word size their processor uses… let alone life-applicable things like social skills, mathematical ability, job experience, or wisdom.

RGB lighting wastes electricity (more money to buy mountain dew !11!!), “gamer” headsets with cheap shitty chinese electronics are marked up 5,000% (no joke) and “gaming” mice are purposely given unusual shapes to trick people into thinking they are ergonomic, and quintupled in price.

Don’t be a “hacker”
These people tick me off the most. They’re usually script kiddies who haven’t written a single line of javascript in their fucking lives.

If you’ve really done something in hacking, you’re not going to talk about it outside of p2p chats and anonymous forums, and you’re always going to use a VPN or decent proxy.

Don’t be a “programmer”
>writes code in java
>”PROGRAMER LOLZ”

nah, you need to be actually designing algorithms to be a programmer, and you need to work with some solid non-OOP as well as non-shit OOP languages.

if you’re starting out programming, please don’t do C++, and please don’t call yourself a C++ programmer. C is a great beginner’s language, I would recommend it instead.

Don’t be a steam community moderator
Community moderators seem to be the most autistic pieces of shit on this whole website. They say the website needs to be censored to prevent being offensive yet it never censors the communists or homosexuals. What a biased fuckload of bullshit. There are literally child predators who post furry porn on this website with no problems yet when i so much as upload a blurry photograph of joseph goebbels -in military uniform- I get community banned. What the hell?!?!

Don’t reject criticism or go crying to the ^^ steam community mods ^^
When someone says something you don’t like, you have to fucking live with it. Amazing, right? People add me literally every day to call me a “dumb racist anti-semite nazi” and you know what I fucking do? I tell them I don’t like ’em and unadd. I don’t report them. I tell them their ideas are shit, maybe say they themselves are shit, in person (Maybe debate them) and bugger off. I don’t demand they get blasted out a goddamn airlock just for talking. I don’t tell my fucking mother, I don’t round up a bunch of special ed students to mass report them, and I definitely don’t call the fucking police. Man up and take the criticism.

Don’t be a degenerate
This one absolutely fucking confounds people. When i talk about degeneracy, i’m talking about inferior culture, morals, expressions or values.
Common Degenerates on steam
* Communists
* Furries
* Weeaboos
* Zio-Traders (if they have a website in their name they’re probably degenerate)
* Untermensch
* Atheists & Agnostics
* Fandom fans
* Homosexuals & Other mentally disabled sexual deviants
* Anarcho-Capitalists

Degeneracy is marked by narcissism, sexual deviancy, groupthink, antisocial tendencies, addiction, or lack of faith.

Try not to be those things.

Smash your microphone into pieces unless you sound over 16

Nobody likes squeakers.

Don’t be younger than 14 years

There are thousands of active child predators and homosexuals on this website. They are found by their frequent use of pornographic or fetishist material or charicatures on their profiles and in their posts. If you find your child interacting with someone who behaves in this way on steam, demand they remove them from their friends list and give your child a stern talking-to. If they are posting in this way, please talk with them and consider getting them professional help

Don’t make “OC’s”, or if you absolutely must, please do not share them on steam

Your profile should be about you. Not your imaginary friend or fetish.