Ok dude, seriously? You are being dramatic, and it seems almost intentionally obtuse. I am the exact opposite of a hydrohomie. I drink almost exclusively diet soda. Hardly ever water. Do I wish I had the willpower to change? Yes of course. But I have failed many times over the years. Your comments seem ridiculous though, wondering how people can survive without water magically. We can’t. Nobody can survive without water. You’re acting as if soda and juice and coffee just has trace amounts of water. Diet soda is LITERALLY 99% water. 99 fucking percent. So someone like me who drinks 4+ diet sodas a day is still getting roughly 48 ounces of water. Anyone who says they don’t drink water is still drinking tons of it, it’s just flavored. Soda is just carbonated water with some flavoring added. Coffee is just 99% water with some roasted bean flavor. I don’t see what’s hard to get.