Think about it. If you fuck a girl, you are touching the dick juices of every guy she has ever been with. Plus, girls like dicks, and everyone knows that’s hella gay. So the solution would be to fuck guys instead, right?

Wrong.

If two guys have sex, it is 100% gay since you are fucking a guy who likes getting fucked, which is gay as fuck, making you gay for fucking another gay. Now, if only you had a way to fuck straight guys…

Except you do. See, if you dress up as a chick and convince a straight guy to have sex with you, you’ll be having straight sex, with someone who doesn’t like dick in the slightest. But for that, you must hide your male side from him at all costs, otherwise you will instantly turn gay.

That’s why traps are the only people who aren’t gay.