To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand centrism. The politics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of calling everyone a Nazi most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also the centrists’ nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into their characterisation- their personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The centrists understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these views, to realise that they’re not just good points- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike centrism truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Carl Marks’ existential catchphrase “Socialism is when the government does stuff, and the more stuff it does the more socialister it is,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂


And yes, by the way, i DO have a centrism tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎