You swine. You vulgar little maggot 🐛. You worthless bag 🎒🎒 of filth. I wager you couldn’t empty 🈳 a boot 👢👢👢 of excrement were the instructions on 🔛🔛🔛 the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss 😘 a lawyer than be seen with you. Try to edit your 👉 responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your 👉 insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more ➕➕ rapidly. You snail 🐌🐌🐌-skulled little rabbit 🐰🐰🐰. Would that a hawk pick ⛏⛏⛏ you up ☝, drive its beak into your 👉 brain 🧠🧠🧠, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly 🐦🐦 briefly before spattering the ocean 🦑🦑 rocks with the frothy pink 🙆🙆 shame of your 👉 ignoble blood 💉💉💉. May you choke on 🔛 the queasy, convulsing nausea of your 👉 own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary 😩, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re 👉 a fool, an ignoramus. And what 😅 meaning do you expect your 👉 delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have 🈶🈶🈶 to us who 💁 think 🤔 and reason? What 😅 fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your 👉 tiny-fisted tantrums would have 🈶 more ➕➕ weight ⚖⚖⚖ than that of a leprous desert 🐪 rat 🐭, spinning rabidly in a circle 🉐🉐🉐, waiting for the bite of the snake 🐍🐍🐍? You are a waste of flesh. You have 🈶 no 😣😣 rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease 😷, you puerile one 1️⃣1️⃣-handed slack-jawed , drooling meatslapper. You smarmy lagerlout git 💻. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court 👩‍⚖️👩‍⚖️👩‍⚖️ apple 🍎-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. 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You are, at varying times, tedious, boring, and even occasionally earth 🌐🌐 shatteringly hilarious in your 👉 idiocy, routinely childish 😜, moronic, pathetic, wretched, disgusting and pitiful. You are wholly without any redeeming social grace or value. If God ever decides to give the planet 🌕🌕 an enema you’d better run 🏃 like 😄😄😄 the wind 💨💨 because anywhere you stand is 🈶 a suitable place 🏆🏆 for The Insertion. There is 🈶 no 😣😣 animal 😺😺 so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal 😺 kingdom 🇬🇧🇬🇧 fills an ecological niche. You fill no 😣 niche. To call you a parasite would be injurious and defamatory to the thousands of honest parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin do not pretend to be what 😅 it is 🈶 not. You are truly human 👤 garbage 🗑. You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are of less ➖ worth than a burnt-out 🏎🏍 light 🎃🎃🎃 bulb 💡💡. You will forever live in shame. You have 🈶🈶 nothing 🈚🈚🈚 to say 🗣🗣🗣, and Godwin’s Law 👮‍♀️👮‍♀️ does not apply 🙋 when ⏰ writing 🖊 about you. You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and unusable. Mothers gather their children 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 close when ⏰ you appear. You are an aberration, a corruption, and a boil that needs to be lanced. You are a poison ☠☠ in need of being vomited. You are a tooth so rotten it infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have 🈶 been captured in a condom and flushed 😊😊 down ⬇⬇ a toilet 🚽🚽. I don’t like 😄 you. I don’t like 😄😄😄 anybody who 💁 has as little respect for others as you do. Go away, you swine. You’re 👉 a putrescent mass, a walking 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ vomit 🤢🤢🤢. You are a spineless little worm 🐛🐛 deserving nothing 🈚 but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. Your 👉 life 💓 is 🈶 a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck 😜💦 on 🔛 a sour lemon 🍋🍋. You are a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your 👉 alleged birth into this ⬆ world 🌎🌎🌎. Meaningful to no 😣😣 one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts that sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what 😅 they had done. I will never ❌ get 🉐🉐 over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster 👹👹👹, an ogre 👹👹👹, a malformity. I wretch at the very thought of you. You have 🈶 all the appeal of a paper 🖨🖨🖨 cut 🥩🥩. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less ➖➖ than nothing 🈚🈚. You are a weed 🌿🍁, a fungus, and the dregs of this ⬆ earth 🌐🌐. And did I mention you smell 👃👃? Monkeys look 👁👁👁 down ⬇⬇ on 🔛🔛 you. Even sheep 🐏🐏🐏 won’t have 🈶 sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost 🏳 in a land that reality forgot. You are a waste of flesh. On 🔛 a good 👌👍🏾 day you’re 👉 a halfwit. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have 🈶🈶🈶 the personality of wallpaper. You are dank 🌿🍁 and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have 🈶 bad 📉📉 breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing 🤔 you exist. I despise 😡😡 everything about you, and I wish 🙏 you would go away. I cannot believe how 🤔 incredibly stupid you are. The only thing worse than your 👉 logic is 🈶 your 👉 manners. Maybe later in life 💓, after you have 🈶🈶🈶 learned to read 🛋, write ✍, study 🔬🔬, spell, and count, you will have 🈶🈶🈶 more ➕➕ success 📈. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us “normal” people 👫👫 take for granted that everyone has an easy time ⌚⌚ of mastering. It just wouldn’t have 🈶🈶 been “right 👉👉👉”. Sort of like 😄😄😄 parking 🅿️ in a handicap space 👩‍🚀👩‍🚀. I wish 🙏🙏 you the best 🏆 of luck 🐎🐎 in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on 🔛 you. You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly ☠☠, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain 🧠-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libellous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy 🤪, weird 😕😕, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind 🤯-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded. Shut up ☝☝ and go away lest you achieve the physical retribution your 👉 behaviour merits. Thank 🙏 you for your 👉 kind attention to and expected cooperation in this ⬆ matter.