Hey! My 2:50 classmates! I will unleash a mass @ for our period every hour on the hour tommorow starting at 8 and ending when the evals are filled out, so chew on that! Yes, I’m evil, yes I know that’s ‘unethical’ and basically at this point filling out the form is tantamount to negotiating with terrorists but that’s just the way things are going to be.

I’ve been described as a ‘prion among enzymes’ before – in that I’m malformed and corrupt otherwise benign people into a twisted state where they continue my malevolent deeds and that the CDC should take great and exhaustive lengths to stop my spread.