Last night I came to the conclusion that men are horrible and must be annihilated in order to preserve the human race. The reasoning for this was published in the 1997 edition of the Drake Equation which stated that approximately 4! out of 5 men had penis glands weighing less than 0.3 ounces, a quantity that led many to believe that the sustenance of human sexual activity was at risk. In order to combat this, Captain America and his team of Avengers were assembled in 2013 in order to wage war against the men of Earth, a battle that has since led to millions of deaths as well as millions of additional fatalities. It is for this very reason that in 2017, Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi stated that he would be euthanizing the entire population of India in order to halt overpopulation. However, it was discovered that Indian men have penises with mass so insignificant that cutting them would make no difference. As a result, the 2018 Fifa World Cup organizers have promised that the winner of next month’s festivities will be forced to give up 89.93% of its total GDP towards synthesis of nuclear weaponry that will be targeted at the continent of Antarctica, which will melt and therefore drown the entire world’s landmasses. As a result of this, Sir Kyrie Irving’s Flat Earth theory will be proven accurate and he will ascend to the mighty heavens as the Chosen One elected to fight for the fate of the universe against Thanos.