Hey, guys! Quandale Dingle here ([AUUUUGH](https://youtu.be/pAnOWN8B4Is)). My riggety-roo ahh friend, Humphreyberg Waltenmeier Touchybuns ([Rehehehehe](https://youtu.be/t1yLTr7B754), [Fred Flinstone running sfx](https://youtu.be/Q92iSHIMCs8)) drank a liter of paint thinner ([Bruh Sound Effect #2](https://youtu.be/2ZIpFytCSVc), [Alarm](https://youtu.be/8-pOCeuXhDM)) and stole a cement mixer ([WHAT?!](https://youtu.be/oXdizRsUhRc)). He is now wanted for reckless endangerment ([sped up laugh sfx](https://youtu.be/xUVKrQ75jVY)), High Treason ([*Wiggles Your Balls* sfx](https://youtube.com/shorts/T-5znKHxVx8?feature=share)), and arson ([‘WTF BOOM’ sfx](https://youtu.be/3CFLFbvtb4M)). My cousin 4 times removed ([Hog Ridahhh](https://youtu.be/wxCvcslbL50)), Jigglenut Habbernaffer Fergusnuckle the 9st ([Clash Royale Goblin sfx](https://youtu.be/aJCnbMb71Rc)), recently got stopped by TSA ([Pac-Man “GAME OVER” sfx](https://youtu.be/ayQ_n5VjJh8)) and they found a stick of dynamite ([Roblox OOF](https://youtu.be/xYJ63OTMDL4)) up his butt ([Minecraft Villager grunt](https://youtu.be/BRGyTgOHyag), [Thud](https://youtu.be/Wi9HBl0VzVQ)). I am now being held captive by Xi Jinping’s CCP Agents (“[BING CHILLING](https://youtu.be/OG-7ZhdkPrw)”) and they are forcing me to mine BitCoin ([Super Mario 1up Mushroom sfx](https://youtu.be/o3Tlv7h9I3Y)) with a TI-84 Calculator ([Fart](https://youtu.be/opBFaCS_PV4), [Caveman yell](https://youtube.com/shorts/nHfNuuuQkAU?feature=share)).