Have you ever walked into a rusty crusty ass worn down gas station? You open the bathroom door and immediately notice the rotten mold smell. A bunch of flies roaming around, rubbing their hands together, just waiting for you to plant yourself on the seat so they can fly around your asshole. The previous persons piss all over the seat. You wonder if it would have been better just pulling off the side of the road and taking a shit there. But then you remember what happened last time you did that. A cop drives by right as your bent over squatting and the turd sliding out. You get arrested and serve 8 years in prison.