Well, the jokes on you because I got my anus surgically removed and replaced with a speaker that says “dam boi i just shit” every time my nerves stimulate my poop muscles. In fact, the ladies compliment me everyday about it. I’m just way more studly than you, and you just need to accept it as a fact. You can’t expect to compete with me at all. It’s not even a fair fight. Another one of my anus implants allows me to fart at supersonic frequencies that shatter your eardrums and cause your eyeballs to depressurize, in turn making them explode, in turn making you blind, and in turn making you a huge fucking doo doo head idiot you sad withering piece of work. Learn your place, scum.