Have you sat in a room full of young people recently and listened to their conversations? Don’t say anything, just be invisible and listen. It’s very enlightening. They are really, really stupid. They lack fundamental depth and substance. Have they ever read a book? Do they have the ability to make intelligent conversation? Can they keep up with Jeopardy? Do they know real music and literature? Do they know basic history and science? I don’t believe so. I think they all suffer from cognitive retardation. Maybe vaccines are to blame. Food hormones? I do know that penises these days are much larger than they used to be even from when I was a young buck. I don’t ever remember penises being so large as they are now. I know, I’ve seen them on the PornHub, some of these boys have enormous penises, it can’t be natural, alien perhaps. I really think that it has to do with antibiotics and growth hormones in food that are making all these people so dumb and creating boys with abnormally large penises. But if that is a male side effect does that mean there are women with large vaginas? I did hear my girlfriend today call out another female for having a very long vagina, so maybe that is something, long vaginas, well that would make sense, it would have to be to accommodate all these huge, mutant penises running around. Some of those penises look like they would kill you, and these little tiny bottoms must all have anal prolapse and have to go home and superglue their assholes back in place. It’s not cute, which bring me back to my first point, they’re all dumb. Reading is fundamental!