I’m glad my dad hasn’t vanished. To this day, we still watch midget porn together. One time, I started jerking it and he caught me, so he did it for me. My fantasy had finally come true. It was all ruined when my mom joined in and then started licking my asshole. Totally ruined our father/son bonding experience. She’ll never understand. Anyway, anyone wanna buy a shitty green Razer Kraken Pro headset for $90?