17 days without masturbation, I went into the pharmacy to buy a halls, then the girl at the cashier said “good night, can I help you?” Dude, who says this? Everyone knows that cashier girls just say “good night/good morning/good afternoon” but to me she just said “Good night, can I help”, how naughty, she’s super into me. Then I took a red Halls and said “I want a strawberry Halls” then she said “this one is cherry flavoured, the strawberry one is the pinkest” look how naughty, bro, unbelievable, the girl had the audacity to say that the red halls is not strawberry just to start a conversation with me, i decided to see how far her shameless face would go so i said “ah it’s all the same” then she giggled. Bro it wasn’t a joke, there was no reason for her to laugh, she laughed to make me feel comfortable and ask for my number, I’m sure. So I looked at her face in silence for about 40 seconds to make a connection in the flirting because it wasn’t fair for her to do everything, then she asked “yeah… do you want anything else sir?” Look at this horny woman offering herself to me during work, so I just had the halls in my hand looking at her, she started looking around to see if anyone was looking at her to ask for my number, she was so euphoric with my presence that he was starting to sweat and got some wattering eyes, certainly imagining our married future. Two minutes later, i looked into her eyes and reached into my pocket for my wallet and she said “please don’t hurt me”, surely imagining some wild sex for me being the sigma male that I am. So I took my wallet, opened a smile, took 1 dolar and paid the halls. Then I said “I’ll be back” and a tear came down from her face. Surely she is completely in love with me and crying of happiness.