Ohhhhh where do I begin. This happened this weekend.

Let’s lay out some plot points first..

\-I’m 37 years old and recently dating a girl for a couple of months. She is 26.

\-I work as a film editor, and often have new assistant editors for different projects. I’ve recently started on a new project and have a new assistant who is a 27 year old woman.

\-I’ve always worked out, done yoga, I’m fit and slim, and have an above average sized dick. This combination has given me the unique talent of being able to suck my own dick. I’ve been doing this for many many years, all of my partners have always found this amusing and arousing. I know there are dangers, yada yada yada, but trust me, I’ve done it a lot and I know what I’m doing, lol.

OKAY. So, the girl I am dating is very fond of this talent, and told her group of friends about it. One of whom is getting married soon. She was doing her bachelor party, and instead of hiring the beefcake stripper, her friends wanted to see me suck my own cock. I was a little put off by the idea at first, doing this for a group of strangers, but the idea was kind of hot, and it’s all in good fun, so fuck it, right? I agree to the plan. I was a little nervous about meeting them first, making too much eye contact, etc, so we came up with the best plan to make this happen.

There are a few methods to doing this, the easiest and um, “deepest” of which is to put my legs over my head. This way, I would be looking up, and wouldn’t really have to look at any of the girls. But the could see full view of my cock going into mouth. (I can draw a diagram if needed.)

So the day comes, I have a couple of shots of tequila to loosen up. By the time I arrive the girls are already pretty tipsy and rowdy, chanting things like “suck your dick!” from the other room. I prepare myself with the girl I’m dating, and she invites her friends in. They are hooting and hollaring as I’m laying on the ground with a very erect cock. The whole thing is actually pretty hot, and even though my heart is racing like mad, I’m really into this idea now.

I throw my legs over my head as I’ve done many time, and start to play along with the “show”… I circle my tongue around the tip, teasing myself. I put myself further and the head goes in my mouth and I hear the ghasps and woo’s and girl noises coming from behind me. I’m trying to look back to see them, but I’m a bit focused on the cock in my mouth and really can’t see past my head. I start getting more and more into it, and the girl I’m dating comes over and helps me push it deeper into my mouth by pushing my ass and legs down, as we’ve done before in our own private world. At this point I’m really into and sucking my cock like a champ. The girls really seem to be enjoying it.

After a some minutes go by (not sure how long), they start chanting “Cum in your mouth! Cum in your mouth!”… Now to be clear, I normally don’t do this. I have before, lol, but it’s not my thing. But I’m the entertainment, and I aim to please, so in my mind I’m thinking lets do this. I start sucking harder, tongue playing with the tip. The girl I’m dating is still pushing me a bit, her hand on my ass. The whole thing is so hot and I feel like I’m about to cum, and…..explode. It was a lot. I’m shaking and convulsing sucking my tip, they are clapping and cheering. The girl I’m dating let’s go of my legs and I fall down, sweating, with a mouthful of cum. Her friends start to yell — “kiss him!” “cum swap!” – I’m actually not sure what they were yelling but it was along those lines. So I stand up, in a daze, and kiss her, she takes the cum from my mouth, and I look finally at the girls all in joy, except one unbelievably shocked and mortified face – you know where this is going of course. My assistant.

She leaves the room, I race to the bathroom. The girl I’m dating comes in to ask me what is wrong and I tell her. She loses it laughing – “SO AND SO is your assistant?! AHAHAHAH”. I’m not laughing. Assistant isn’t laughing and actually leaves the party.

It’s actually a bit of a scene, the girl I’m dating tells her friends, there is laughter, discussion, they are calling Assistant and she is not answering. The girl I’m dating assures me they are all like this, this is no big deal.

I’ve been working from home all week. I’ve talked to my assistant via Slack and we’ve said nothing. She is in the office. I can’t work from home tomorrow. I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO. The girl I’m dating said that Assistant is mortified, and doesn’t know what to do either. I really don’t know what the fuck to do.

tl:dr – I sucked my own dick at a bachelorette party, at which my new assistant was in attendance. We haven’t spoken about it since.