If the chinese win this Major, I will never watch professional Counter-Strike again. This game belongs to North America. This game belongs to democracy. If we let these communist win this major, Valve will cut U.S. CS:GO Devs and hire Chinese Developers to work on the Perfect World version of the game. CS:GO will be littered with Anime skins and monthly manga issues. At the end of each round your ears will be blasted by the sounds of the Chinese National Anthem, which you won’t be able to turn down in your settings. Servers will be hosted only in China, and your in-game voice chat will consist of nothing but unintelligible ching chongs, and, if you’re lucky, your Chinese teammate screaming as his windows are shattered and he is taken away by the chinese police for a sneeze that may have sounded like some sort of democratic propaganda. Every time you press TAB, you will always see at least 50 viewers watching your game, all but one of which are students being trained to become esports pros by learning exactly how you move, like some sort of machine learning robot. The other one viewer works for the chinese government to make sure you are not aware of the countless attempts at subliminal messaging that have been programmed into the game, like that still frame of the Pentagon during the September 11th Terrorist Attacks that appeared for a split second right after you blinked, or that half naked chinese lady seductively picking rice that you see in the corner of your screen sometimes when trying to hit flick shots. New weapon skins will only consist of oddly graphic depictions of the People’s Republic of China’s victory over the Taiwanese in the Chinese Civil War, and photographs of chinese factory workers with smiles drawn on their face as well as large, black boxes that seem to be drawn randomly outside the factory building, but a quick reverse image search shows that the black boxes are actually covering up people that are jumping out the windows (only on covert skins, though.) North American Counter-Strike will die immediately following the CS:GO Chongqing Major Championships of 2020 after a player for the only NA team to make it out of group stages is shot midgame by all 43 MSS snipers stationed on top of the surrounding buildings at once after mistaking the player scratching his chest for the pledge of allegiance.