A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, a known closeted globalist:

“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than the Founding Fathers!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war, yet was kinda sceptical of all military decisions made by the United States stood up and held up a quarter.

“How old is this coin?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite insidiously and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Trump-tard”

“Wrong. It’s been about 220 years since mother America created the first quarter. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should have at least evolved to be a dollar note by now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The Communist Manifesto. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Trump as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and George Washington himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the FAKE NEWS and was tossed into the George Soros’ basement for all eternity.

The name of the student that stood up to the professor?!?
Donald J. Trump.