**About Me:** I don’t really care about anything, especially not this profile or the people who care about me. I hate long walks on the beach, meaningful conversations, and puppies. My hobbies include watching paint dry and collecting dust. DTF. I’m not looking for anything serious, or anything casual, or anything at all really. Swipe left, or right, or don’t. Whatever.

**What I’m Looking For:** Someone who doesn’t mind that I’m always late, never put in any effort, and can’t spell or use proper grammar. If you like arguing about pointless things, never going on exciting dates, flavorless days, and dull nights, we might be a match.

**Favorite Quote:** “Why even bother?”