On a beautiful night lit by the darkness of the sun, 67-year-old children were shouting quietly about how incapable an unnamed female man named Peniano was. At the same time, five years later, an old teenager was playing without leaning on an old chair that had just been manufactured. After that, ninety years ago, elegant babies without elegance crawled without moving towards a bearded woman who had a single eyebrow that split into nine parts, who liked to eat leftover food in the sink.
End of Prologue. The End. It’s over. Endosis. Gonorrhea.
It was fake. Moving on…
Martin Luther once said that to reach the peak of a hard-on, all you had to do was act like a wet reptile. Intrigued, Nikola Tesla, in 1378, discovers that goat semen is actually milk and that doesn’t solve shit. Still, a random guy named Simpson eats a nice raw crackling on a honeymoon night with his wife, Penis. While eating next to Penis, Simpson realizes that his penis is bigger than Penis’. Big penis is strong penis. Nice and gentle penis. If your mother, Albertina, ate the head of a dead daisy, what would you do?
– Go all Ivy Pepper and get pissed off just because your mother fucked a plant
– Interpret that your mother is a zombie, because as far as you’ve seen in Plants vs. Zombies, zombies eat plants
– Eating your mother
– Fuck your mum
– Play Edward Nygma and do a charade about plants
– Making a Pitbull drink the plant
– Die.
Did you know that horse semen cures gonorrhea? Just pour some on your foreskin and you’ll be able to have a normal and genial cock.