Proud 😍😂 to be 😨 a straight 📘 white ⬜ man. 🏃😍 Part 🚜 of 💦💰 the race 🌈 that 😐 was the primary builder of 💯 half the 😊👏 world. still keeping my 🕺👨 sanity instead of throwing 🚮🚮 it. Let’s 🙋💂 hear it 💦 for straight 👫 white 👱😤 people! Without ❌🚫 us, LGBT 🏳 wouldn’t even ✖ exist to complain about 🤔💦 us. #pridemonth #straightpride