I lubed up this plastic bag, right, like this ziplock bag. Then I inserted it into the middle of this toilet paper roll. Let me be the first to say, don’t do this. Because it sucks. I’d rather fuck a couch, which I have also tried. I have fucked a lot of things. I’ve fucked more objects than people. Let me think… what all have I fucked? I’ve fucked a couch, I’ve fucked a toiler paper roll… I don’t know, I don’t do that stuff anymore. I guess I’m too vanilla. I’m too vanilla to… experiment.