Hello, yes, I am looking for a nice woman who plays Hotline Miami 2. You must be very good at the game (I’m talking 95x full combo Dead Ahead, must provide proof or you will not be able to get with me) and also fairly good looking (at least a 7.5/10). Also if you’d like I can play Hydrogen or something at our wedding when the time comes. You also must be willing to dress up as the GF from Hotline 1, and maybe even some roleplay (I can be Jacket or Richter or any other character, really, as long as it fits in the Hotline lore (so no TonyxGF or Beard)). We will also someday name our future children (that come out from your belly!) after Hotline Miami characters. We will also teach our kids about Hotline Lore and that sort of stuff, we can also homeschool them if you want (because private school is expensive and public school is a bit biased). Preferably 18+ btw, so if you’re below 18, you’ll have to wait to get this! You should also be willing to work to support the family, don’t worry though, I’ll gladly take care of the children while you’re away working your office job (in-between full combos, of course!)! I’ll play along with them and teach them how to be the best Hotline Miami players around! I’m a very nice guy, and I really like Hotline Miami and cuties, so I feel as if I deserve a Hotline Miami hottie ;). Can’t wait to meet you, my future ninja girl, and I will be your father (Hotline Miami character).