Some say that if you fuck enough pigeons, you will gain the ability to grow pigeon tits and spray milk everywhere. Other studies have disputed this, but I know it to be true. You’ll see. You’ll all see. The “pigeon tits” can grow anywhere.



“Pigeon tits” are real and they’ll only be seen on chicks born with some sort of genetic abnormality, which is what caused the other chicks with the same condition to lose the nipple and become “unnatural”.



So what is a pigeon tits to you? They’re pretty ugly and you should cut your losses and leave me alone, because they are ugly, and for someone who looks absolutely awful, they’re probably going to be the worst thing you’ve ever seen, so shut up.



You should leave us alone, the chicks are ugly now; we’re too dumb to tell if your mother died of malnutrition or whether you’re getting what you deserve.



I’m the kind of person who feels the responsibility to protect and provide for them, and that means I’m probably going to tell them “you’re a pigeon tits, I want your breasts back, why didn’t the baby leave before you did?”