One cannot simply get into anal sex, that would be too outlandish.

First, one must buy a set of bottom plugs to first get a taster of the activity, as not liking it may result in wasted evening.

Second, one must prepare the anal region for vigorous intercourse. It is very simple to do:

1. Buy a water based lubricant and some condoms from any good supermarket.

2. Next, one must get a penis to insert into the rectum, synthetic or real, it doesn’t make a difference to the feeling.

Finally, we can begin.

First off, remove clothing from around the backside (Please note that if a real penis is involved, the wielder must remove the clothing around that area). Full nudity will not be required.

Secondly, insert the penis in to your poop chute. Use lubricant to make the sliding of the penis easier for both you and the wielder.

Lastly, have the penis be thrust in and out of your ass until orgasm occurs.

Congratulations, you have just successfully had anal intercourse. Remember, if any thing hurts, stop immediately and use more lubrication