# Crabs are pieces of shit.

I fucking hate crabs. All they do is walk sideways and go “Snip Snap motherfucker.” Like, they think they’re all special by walking sideways. And they’re ugly, too. I would rather fuck a dirty rat than even go near a crab. Seriously, crabs are useless, and have no purpose on the world. They are dangerous, ugly, and contribute nothing to society.