Mark: Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy’s, an indie horror game that you guys suggested, in mass, and I saw that Yamimash played it and said it was really really good… So I’m very eager to see what is up. And that is a terrifying animatronic bear! “Family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the nightshift.” Oh…12 a.m. The first night. If I didn’t wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than… five… Why I stay any more than two- hello? Okay…

 Phone starts to call

Mark: Hello?… Hello? Oh, I can’t move. That is a creepy skull, there’s creepy things on the wall. Oh, hello.

 Phone Guy: Hello?

 Mark: Hi!

 Phone Guy: Hello?

 Mark: HI!!!

 Phone Guy: Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night.

 Mark: Ugh…

 Phone Guy: Um, I actually worked in that office before you.

 Mark: Ah…

 Phone Guy: I’m finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact.

 Mark: Hm?

 Phone Guy: So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming…

 Mark: Uugh! U-hu-hu…

 Phone Guy: …but I’m here to tell you there’s nothing to worry about.

 Mark: Eh…

 Phone Guy: Uh, you’ll do fine. So, let’s just focus on getting you through your first week.

 Mark: Okay, sound goo- O…

 Phone Guy: Okay? Uh, let’s see, first there’s an introductory greeting from the company that I’m supposed to read.

 Mark: Uh-huh.

 Phone Guy: Uh, it’s kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, “Welcome to Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza.

 Mark: Okay.

 Phone Guy: A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike…

 Mark: (Scared laughing)

 Phone Guy: where fantasy and fun come to life.

 Mark: Uughuh!

 Phone Guy: Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been