A decadent kafir homosexual zionist christian professor and polytheist was teaching a class on Jesus Christ, a known prophet.

“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Jesus and accept that he was the most divine being the world has ever known, even greater than God!”

At this moment, a brave, pious, generous Hajji who prayed 5 times a day and understood the necessity of jihad and fully supported all military decisions made by the Caliphate stood up and held up an algebra book.

“Who devised these axioms?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite frankishly and smugly replied “René Descartes, you stupid Mudslime”

“Wrong. It’s been over 1,000 years since Al-Khwarizmi invented it (by grace of Allah). If it was by a christian as you say…we should all be in hell right now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of the Bible. He stormed out of the room crying those kafir crocodile tears. The same tears kafir cry for the “women” (who today live in such luxury that most can read) when they jealously try to claw divinely ordained gender roles from the deserving men. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, John Smith, wished he had sided with the palestinians and become more than a lying christian professor. He wished so much that he had a rope to hang himself from embarrassment, but the “bible” forbids it.

The students applauded and all converted to Islam that day and accepted that there is no God but Allah and Mohammed is his prophet. An eagle named “Angela Merkel” flew into the room and perched atop the German Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The Holy Quran was read several times, and Mohammed himself showed up and gave each man 72 elementary school girls while stoning the women for being decadent whores.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died in a completely justified suicide bombing and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Allahu Akbar