I love your hair❤️, I love your name🥳, I love the way you say it🗣️🗣️
I love your heart and you’re so 🤓smart, ’cause you gave away it
I love your sis👧’, I love your dad🍆, I love your mum👩
But more than all of that I love the fact that you are dumb enough👎
To not realize everything I’ve said has been said before 🌝
In a thousand ways🎼, in a thousand songs🎶, sung with the same four chords 🎵
But you’ll still love it, let me finger you👆, yeah finger you, finger you👆👆👆
Oh girl, I hope you don’t think that I’m rude😭😭
When I tell you that I love you boo😘
I also hope that you don’t see through😟
This cleverly constructed ruse🪤
Designed by a marketing team🤑
Cashing in on puberty and low self-esteem📉
And girls’ desperate need to feel loved🥰
America says we love a chorus🇺🇸
But don’t get complicated and bore us🥱
Though meaning might be missin’🫥
We need to know the words after just one listen1️⃣ so

[chorus] 🍆🍆🍆
I love my baby and you know I couldn’t live without her🥵
But now I need to make every girl think this song’s about her👧👧🏻👧🏽👧🏻👧🏽👧🏽👧🏾👧🏾👧🏿👧🏻👧🏻👧🏿
Just to make sure that they spread it like the plague🦠
So I describe my dream girl as really really vague, like🤩
“I love your hands ’cause your fingerprints are like no other”👉
“I love your eyes and their blueish brownish greenish color”👀
“I love it when you smile, that you smile wide”😊
“And I love how your torso has an arm on either side”💪
Now, if you’re my agent you might be thinking🧑🏽‍💼
“Oh no, sound the alarms”🚨🚨‼️
“You’re not appealing to little girls who don’t have arms”🤳❌
But they can’t use iTunes🎼❌
So fuck ’em, who needs ’em🖕
Oh girl, oh hello satan😈
Satan, you taste so good🍆🥵🥵
C’mon, louder, I can’t hear you📣📣
(Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff)
Young ones, listen up👧🏻🧒🏽👦🏿
I’m in magazines full of model teens, so far above you😭
So read them and hate yourself, then pay me to tell you I love you😭
I love you🥴
And your parents will always come along, because their little girl is in love💕
And how could love be wrong? How could love be wrong?❤️‍🔥
When you

[chorus gulp gulp 🍆]

We know it’s not right✅, we know it’s not funny🤣
But we’ll stop beating this dead horse🐴 when it stops spitting out money
🤑💰💴💸💴💵💷🤑💷💵💷🤑🤑💰💷💶💵💰
But until then, we will repeat stuff🔁