I would like to make a business partnership with you. I would like you to give me full control of at least 75% of blizzard entertainment incorporated. Now, I know what your thinking, “this guy has been smoking the duke from the bus’ exhaust tube”. What I do with my free time is none of your business, instead, let’s discuss a particular product of yours called overwatch, you claim it is a team game where you “play heroes, not classes” well I have decided this to be false (I’m better than everybody so I get to do this btw). There is a certain class (you know, the things you claim not to have) called the “dips” the dips have very dangerous guns that they use to kill other dips, ult chargers and doctors. This class believes the others should help them with everything they please. That’s not a problem thoug since it’s a team game right? Wrong, the dips expect the ult chargers and the doctors to accomplish impossible tasks, meanwhile the doctors claim that they are the most importaint since they heal the dips, that is until something remotely dangerous appears. Then the doctors run off and live the dips to be fed to a family of hungry dogs. The ult charges want to be like the dips and totally ignore all others. This does not really seem like a team game to me so I decided that I will make over watch one of those new Cattle royals games (that’s what all the cool kids play right?) this way people don’t feel bad when their team pulls a big $#& you and each one does his own thing.
The second and most importaint resin for you to give me the company is that I’m kind of broke and all my belongings have been ‘confiscated’ by 2 ‘police officers’ with plastic badges…