That’s cool but this one time I felt like there was a ghost in my house. I didn’t pay it much mind because it was friendly. though i couldn’t see it clearly. When I woke up i felt something hot in my ass sliding in and out, turns but that fucking ghost was after my body! What a surprise! I was genuinely shocked! It was such a shocking surprise! What a naughty ghost!

You might be wondering if this is fake or not, spoiler warning it is, but at least it’s more belieavable then your fake ass story!