What the crud did you just cruddy say about me, you little twerp? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Arctic Base, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Delightful Dorks’ mansion, and I have over 300 confirmed butts kicked. I am trained in G.O.R.I.L.L.A. warfare and I’m the top hand-to-hand specialist in the entire Kids Next Door. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will kick your butt the crud out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my cruddy words. You think you can get away with saying that crud to me over the Internet? Think again, squirt. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of KND specialists across the USA and your bus route is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, squirt. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your butt. You’re cruddy done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kick your butt in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my feet. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Kids Next Door Moonbase Reserve Supply and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little twerp. If only you could have known what unholy retri…retri..PAYBACK your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your cruddy tongue. But NOOOOOOOOO! You couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you idiot. I will unleash fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re cruddy dead, dork