Oh my god I love the star wars gonk droid. Everyday I think of nothing but star wars gonk droid. This all began when I was a young lad. It was 1977, we were watching A New Hope at the theater. It was a very boring experience for me. I absolutely hated the movie. But then I saw gonk droid. I immediately sat up in my seat and clutched my popcorn, pushing as hard as I could on my lap. This was the first time I experienced Love as a child. When the movie was fully released, I begged on the floor in front of my mother, so I could get the movie and watch it again and see gonk droid. I love gonk droid. He is perfect in every way. His beautiful cubical shape, his small metal legs, his calm and reassuring voice. Years later, I got myself an Xbox 360, and purchased Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga. I soon discovered that I could pick gonk droid as a character. Not surprisingly, I picked him. After completing every level, I went through them all in Free Play as gonk droid. My love for gonk droid grew stronger every day. I could not focus at work because all I could think about was star wars gonk droid. I was then fired, but it didn’t matter. All that matters in my life is star wars gonk droid. But then, one tragic day, my Xbox was struck with the red ring of death. I could not get it to work no matter what I did. My heart stopped immediately at the thought of not being with lego gonk droid anymore. I went to the store for a new Xbox, but I realized I had no money, as I was recently fired. That night, I stayed up crying because I couldn’t see lego gonk droid. My wife divorced me because I cared more for gonk droid than her. She even took the kids- which didn’t matter to me, of course; they were ungrateful little demons. Every day, when I look in the mirror some stranger threw below the bridge I live under, I see gonk droid standing next to me. A wide smile opens across my face, until I realize I’m just seeing things and start bawling again.

I miss you, star wars gonk droid.