I sexually identify as a creeper. ever since I was a boy I’ve dreamed of puffing up and exploding hot sticky loads all over a block house. People say to me that a person being a creeper is impossible and that fucking retarded. But I don’t care I’m beautiful. I am having a black market surgeon install a bomb in my chest that will go off if I get mad and I’m being tattooed green and black. From now on I want you to call me “Creeper” and respect my right to kill myself in a beautiful explosion. if you can’t accept me for who I am you have to check you video game privilege. Thanks for being so understanding.