I am a member of a secret society for gifted intellectuals. (Sorry, invite only and I am unable to discuss any details). As part of the admissions process, members take an IQ test. After being grilled on my philosophical stances for over three hours by a team of 12 executive intellectuals (and being free of inconsistencies and absent of any logical fallacies) they proceeded to hand me the IQ test pamphlet. I smiled, holding it for a moment, before giving it back.

“Why are you giving up now?, you are the most promising candidate we have ever seen.”

“That is precisely the problem, you see. IQ tests are not capable of measuring intelligences beyond the limits of current humans test has encountered so far. To try to capture my abilities in a mere IQ score is a foolish effort.”

I slid the papers back on their desks and a silence fell over the group. One by one, they stood up and began clapping. Later that evening, thier Cheif Intelligence Officer steped down from the organization’s highest post. He said, “please, we need you to lead our Society from now on.” I humbly accepted this honor and have lead this organization ever since.