tryna “adopt dont shop” for a dog is a pain in the ass

Don’t get me wrong. I hate puppy farms and all that stuff but damn is it easier to just buy from a responsible breeder

I have a dog at the moment but we tried to get a dog from a shelter before and it sucked ass

They always like “this is cumsock, he can’t be within a 7 mile radius of a sycamore tree and needs to bathe in a sheep’s blood daily. If he very much hears a child he will bomb Venezuela and reastablish the USSR, his diet is is seven tonnes of dark matter and he drinks carbon monoxide”

…. Man I should go to bed