I swear to fucking GOD I despise this picture. Not because I hate Doge memes, or that it’s low quality or whatever. It’s because it gives me flashbacks, to a disgusting, hideous family that plagued my morning routine everyday for 3 years.

Everyday Id go to a McDonalds and purchase a Quarter Double Pounder, or a McFlurry, which is only available for a combined price of 5.57! But this fucking family, this disgusting, vile family, oh God.

They were the sterotypical hillbilly rednecks, so fucking mountain-trash they’d look out of place even in the eighteen-fucking-hundreds. They had 10 of the inbred little shits, Each of them smelled and looked they were even covered in shit. Human, pig, fucking cow shit- it’s vile. And the parents, oh GOD they were the worst. The father was a little smelly, gross fucking homonculus. He smelled like booze, sex, and of course shit. He was usually so fucking drunk he could barely even breathe, imagine being that fucking drunk everyday. His wife wasn’t any better. He had two wives, actually. His wife was barely grown, only have just reached her 20s by the time this fucking horde came in. He looked just like her daddy, who was also her ‘daddy’ too. They kept talking about their gross bedroom activities in MY FUCKING FAVORITE MCDONALDS. Anyways, his second wife was a normal girl, so normal. She looked plain, dressed plain, everything about her was plain. She was your average civilian, who was very out of place compared to these fucking swamp-dwelling monsters that could barely qualify as human. Eventually they all died after one of their kids messed around in their meth lab and blew up the place. Good fuckkng riddance, goddamn hillbillies.