Seriously. Who was the first person who though, “you know what, this drink is good. But it would be even better if it was watered down, and had a solid mass floating in it”. Fuck that guy.
Every time you go to a restaurant, if you order a soda, it’s 90% ice. There’s like 3 oz of liquid. I can drink that shit in 5 seconds. Even if you order water they put ice in it. Why would you put solid water inside of liquid water? What’s even the point of that? It just makes half of your drink undrinkable.
Does anyone put ice milk? No, it’s gross! What makes that more gross than anything else?
What’s better than waking up on a snowy winter morning, stepping outside, and thinking to yourself, “I am ready to slip and fucking die today”? I’ll tell you what’s better than that. Everything. Snail pee is better than that. It’s been millions of years and ice is still out hear killing people. Doesn’t evolution usually take care of this shit?
Fuck ice!