I once had a dream about gogo dancing clowns who tried to fuck my sister while sucking me off. When my mom walked in, I realized that this wasn’t a dream at all. Rather, it was a gift from the gods for all the good deeds I’d done in my past lives. Mommy took off her lingerie, and then lazily sauntered towards me and I was so entranced by her ample bosoms, that I didn’t notice Patrick Bateman climb in through the window, naked, with a chainsaw dildo in his sexy arms.

What happened next is difficult to describe. Mom saw Patrick and started screaming uncontrollably. Pat, on the other hand had shoved the chainsaw/dildo up his urethra and was writhing with pleasure. All this commotion caused the one clown who was sucking my dick to seize up and he bit my dick clean off, causing me to wake up screaming so hard that I instantly developed throat cancer.

I had to get therapy for months due to that nightmare